Star Spangled Ice Cream - Notable Quotes

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Notable Quotes

“A trio of politicos has closed the conservative-
liberal ice cream gap with the debut of Star
Spangled Ice Cream.”
- Washington Times

“Now [Ben& Jerry’s] conservative counterpart is
out on the market.”
- Neal Cavuto (Fox News)

“I love it!”
- Laura Ingraham, syndicated talk show host

“Even butterfat is partisan now. 3 self-described
‘members of the right wing conspiracy’ loved Ben
& Jerry’s but hated… ‘wacko left wing causes’.”
- New York Times

“Ice cream that wears its politics on its cartons.”-
- CNN

“Try a bowl of ‘I Hate The French Vanilla’.”
- Weekly Standard

“Conservative ice cream lovers have gone
unserved for too long. The result is a buttery ice
cream that comes in 4 conservative flavors.”
- Financial Times (London)

“Infuriated by the hippie politics of Ben & Jerry’s, a
group of Republicans in the US have set up Star
Spangled Ice Cream for those who want some
patriotism with their pudding.”
- Independent (London)

“Another inspiring new product appeared on our
horizon: Star Spangled Ice Cream.”
- Advertising Age

“I have Star Spangled Ice Cream in the freezer at
home.”
- Mancow, syndicated radio host

“[Star Spangled Ice Cream] misses the point.
Liberals don’t buy Ben & Jerry’s for its politics –
they’re just looking for something to eat when they
get stoned.”
- Bill Maher, former host of Politically Incorrect

“[It’s] ice cream which you’ll yen and carry,
For ‘Iraqi Road’ few men can parry;
Its superlative flavor
Conservatives savor,
This alternative to Ben & Jerry.”
- National Public Radio (Wait, Wait-Don’t Tell Me!)